Once upon a time there was a married couple who was truly happy. Things were going well for the newlyweds. The stressful wedding planning was over and done with and they made it through moving in together. They were so traditional, don't they realize that it's fine to move in together before marriage; this is the smart thing to do. Anyway, they made it through that too. They were just so perfect for each other. I'm a heartless person, so this story has a happy ending. Who knew tungsten carbide could do so much harm.
There weren't any arguments between them and they were still in the honeymoon stage. I hated hanging out with them because they were always so mushy. How long does this phase last?! They were always showing off their rings as a symbol of their marriage. Believe me, I can tell by the way they hung on each other. I never understood why they were so obsessed with their rings.
Then it finally happened. I don't get why married people love their rings so much, but then again I'm not married. She tried so hard to find her husband the perfect ring. She wanted it to be original and "pretty". It was almost a competition because he got her a six thousand engagement ring.
He was a man, so he didn't care about jewelry; he just wore the ring because it was necessary and that was the only piece of jewelry that he wore. With this said, his new ring was perfect for his nervous habits. He started spinning the ring and she would always warn him that it would get lost. Too bad that was the least of their worries. The ring was made of tungsten carbide, so it shattered when he spun it right to the floor.
His wife started screaming because she told him not to spin it, that it was his entire fault. Then he started screaming because she bought him a horrible ring. The screaming continued and all of the pet peeves starting coming out. "Well I don't like when you" and "Well I hate it when you". A month later, they were divorced. The end.
There weren't any arguments between them and they were still in the honeymoon stage. I hated hanging out with them because they were always so mushy. How long does this phase last?! They were always showing off their rings as a symbol of their marriage. Believe me, I can tell by the way they hung on each other. I never understood why they were so obsessed with their rings.
Then it finally happened. I don't get why married people love their rings so much, but then again I'm not married. She tried so hard to find her husband the perfect ring. She wanted it to be original and "pretty". It was almost a competition because he got her a six thousand engagement ring.
He was a man, so he didn't care about jewelry; he just wore the ring because it was necessary and that was the only piece of jewelry that he wore. With this said, his new ring was perfect for his nervous habits. He started spinning the ring and she would always warn him that it would get lost. Too bad that was the least of their worries. The ring was made of tungsten carbide, so it shattered when he spun it right to the floor.
His wife started screaming because she told him not to spin it, that it was his entire fault. Then he started screaming because she bought him a horrible ring. The screaming continued and all of the pet peeves starting coming out. "Well I don't like when you" and "Well I hate it when you". A month later, they were divorced. The end.
About the Author:
Want to find out more on how simple it is to break tungsten rings? Just click here today for more details!. Also published at Tungsten Will Break Your Marriage.
